I don't know Jack...son.

I may be a liberal socialist hippie with a power complex, but this Christmas, I've decided to run my blog as a representative democracy. Nice of me, I know.

As the dictator of this little bit of cyberspace, I make all the decisions about what I write and when I write it. This is a time-consuming process, usually fraught with heartburn and many sleepless nights (although, that could also be the Taco Bell cheese dip). However, as I am in a generous mood, I realize that my three readers may want a say in this process. And who am I to deny my three readers?

Just like every effective and powerful government, I am giving you the choice of what I write. Just like every effective and powerful government, I am limiting that choice to four choices of my choosing. Ain't independence fun?!

So, kids, if you want to spread some holiday cheer and exercise your right to vote, please participate in the poll to the right hand side of the post. You'll feel like you've contributed, and I'll feel like I've been benevolent.

Now please excuse Her Highness, Kaitlin, Grand Supreme Ruler of All Things Kinda Blog-Worthy, as I go eat some cheese dip.